i need welcome funny speech for fresher party
of punjab college

I neend funny Punjabi script for nurses day culture function....plz hlo me

anchoring script for freshers party in punjabi

SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION
(Theme- Bollywood comedy)

Entry on cycle.
1.Song: “Do mastane chale jindgi banane.”
2.Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3.Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat...gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
dConfusedale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki...
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum forighner ban jate he??
R: "smthng"
D: "Odhni" ( ke nachu odhni odh ke yar..dil pardeshi ho gaya)
R: (chid jata he)
second pj- mumbai ke bar e me..salman khan par..
D: esi konsi cheez he k jise todte hi salman khan nachne lagta he??
R: "smthng"
D: kasam (har kasam todke nachu)
rSadchid jata hai )
then pj of rohit -amir khan
pj ( aamir khan ke gharka bil)
aamir ki maa: beta aajkal humare ghar ka bil itna jyada kyo aa raha he??
aamir: me kabhi batalata nahi...par andhere se darta hu me maa
d: (chid jata hai)
r: abhi to picture baki hemere dost...achcha chal aab ye bata..pj(NANO)..
d: ha janata hu na..badme mera ku6 xtra..
r: kisna (ans)
d:acha to ye bata......
BOLLYWOOD BEATS GROUP DANCE
r:are boht ho gai bakvas....lets move on program
r:do u know that today all bollywood beauties r here on our fest n they r performing for us..
d:no its no possible ....
rConfusedach mae yar..
d:nahi ho sakta...
r:ok.. lagta hain tuje demo dena hi padaega..
rConfusedo..please puts yours hands together to wellcome the beauties of our collage.
( )group to come and rock the stage... wid there dance of bollywood bits

dance performence..
rConfusedo that is what i call a perfomence..
d is going forward on stage n sit there and thinking some thing then i ask wht hepn..
d:are yaar abhi 14th feb gai na.....
r:yaa...maja aa gya..
r; to kyu sad hai itna...
dConfusedhayri.
after shayari...rohit laughes loudly...dipesh will try to stop him by getting angr y
d: chal meri chhod...tu bata..tu bada kush lag raha hai..baat kya bhai??
"sharma" sharma raha he
(song samjo ho hi gaya) with mech public
d:yaar kya baat he...kaise kismat hai meri( is langoor ko bhi angoor mil gaya)
r;han kya bol be.
d:abe kuchh nahi kismat ki baat kar raha hu,...
r:kismat ki baat nikli hai to ek sher pesh karna chahuga..
rConfusedhayri..(on kismat)..
HAYE RAE KISMAT
d:on him calling the group..
entry with fortune group with a song and personly intro..
drama(haye rae kismat)
d: stupendo fantabullasly f antastic..history...
r:then i say some thing in enlish abt the drama..
d:he says some thing gujrati....
r:ha kya bol raha hai bae... kuch samj nahi aya..
r:abe dum hai to maere se english mae baat kar ke dikha ..
D; abe tu mere ko samjata kya he?? ho jaya bet??
r: smthng abt umang sir..than he talk abt UMANG sir mere ko
rohit goes to the umang sir n asking..
D:.eng,eng,eng,eng,eng,eng..
r:are apne collage e students yaar all rounders hai in se
DANCE -fod daetae hai..
DRAMA-kara lo kamal ka karte hai,,
d:wht abt singing songs ..
SONG BY MITESH PANDEY(YAKKEN)
r:uski to baat hi mat karo...uske ke liye humare pas dabbng hai.
d:are kon vo chubul pandaye ....'
R; nahi mitesh pandey...kuchha jyada fark nahi he...wo as a polish dabaang he aur ye
as a singer d abaang he..
D & R: to please welcome THE DABBNG SINGER OF OUR collage
d:aaeye pandae ji.. aeyae..