funny scripts for college freshers party

WRITING FOR A UNIVERSITY FUNCTION
(Bollywood Themed Comedy)

Cycle input.
1.
Song: "Do mastane chale jindgi banane."
2.
Then the introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: son yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: son yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
D: are they mere liya kya laya ??
R: lo karlo baat ... gaav bases nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
D: bus sale na ye hi dosti.
A: they are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
D: son waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki ...
(PJ) this konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum forighner ban jate him ??
A: "smthng"
D: "Odhni" (ke nachu odhni odh ke yar..dil pardeshi ho gaya)
A: (chid jata)
Second pjmumbai ke bar and me..salman khan par ..
D: esi konsi cheez he k jise todte hello salman khan nachne lagta him ??
A: "smthng"
D: kasam (har kasam todke nachu)
A: (chid jata hai)
Then pj de rohit -amir khan
Pj (aamir khan ke gharka bil)
Aamir ki maa: beta aajkal humare ghar ka bil itna jyada kyo aa raha it?
Aamir: I kabhi to battles nahi ... by andhere will give me hu me maa
D: (chid jata hai)
A: abhi for image baki hemere dost ... achcha chal aab ye bata..pj (NANO) ..
D: ha janata hu na .. badme mera ku6 xtra ..
A: kisna (ans)
D: Find ye and kiss ...
BOLLYWOOD BEATS DANCE GROUP
A: they are boht ho gai bakvas .... lets pass the program
A: You know that today all the beauties of bollywood r here in our fest n r yield to us ..
D: No, it's not possible ....
R: sach mae yar ..
D: nahi ho sakta ...
A: well .. lagta hain tuje demo dena hi padaega ..
A: so..please puts your hands together to wellcome the beauties of our collage.
() Group to come and rock the stage ... wid there Bollywood dance bits



Dance performance
A: so that's what I call a perfomance ..
D go ahead on stage n sit there and think something then ask wht hepn ..
D: son yaar abhi 14 feb gai na .....
R: yaa ... maja aa gya ..
R A kyu sad hai itna
D: shayri.
After shayari ... rohit laughs out loud ... dipesh will try to stop him getting angry and
D: shawl meri chhod ... you bang .. your bada kush lag raha hai..baat kya bhai ??
Sharma
(Song samjo ho hi gaya) with public mech
D: yaar kya baat he ... kaise kismat hai meri (es langoor ko bhi angoor mil gaya)
Ry have kya bow
D: abe kuchh nahi kismat ki baat kar raha hu, ...
R: kismat ki baat nikli hai for ek sher pesh karna chahuga ..
R: shayri .. (in kismat) ..
Haye rae kisma
D: in him calling the group ..
Entrance with fortune group with a song and a personal introduction.
Drama (haye rae kismat)
D: stupendo fantabullasly f antastic..history ...
A: then I say something in enlish abt the drama ..
D: says something gujrati ....
R: ha kya bol raha hai bae ... kuch samj nahi aya ..
A: abe dum hai for maere se English mae baat kar ke dikha ..
RE; Abe your mere ko samjata kya him ?? Ho jaya bet ??
A: smthng abt umang sir..than to speak abt UMANG sir mere ko
Rohit goes to the umang sir n asking ..
D: .eng, eng, eng, eng, eng, eng ..
R: are apne collage and students yaar all rounders hai in se
DANCE -fod daetae hai ..
DRAMA kara lo kamal ka karte hai ,,
D: wht abt singing songs ..
SONG OF MITESH PANDEY (YAKKEN)
A: uski for baat hi mat karo ... uske ke liye humare no dabbng hai.
D: son kon vo chubul pandaye .... '
R; Nahi, mitesh, pandey, kuchha, jyada, fark, nahi, wo, like, polish, dabaang, he, ye
As a singer d abaang him ..
D & R: to welcome DABBNG SINGER FROM OUR collage
D: aaeye pandae ji .. aeyae ..



GROUP OF MECHANICAL MACHINES
Mime of the dance ...
Thn doing michal jackson..dipesh goes to the later stage..n shrma comments about that ... somthing ..
S: introduction of mech group dance * (without expressions or leg moments)