teachers day anchoring jokes script
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artists- 10 ladies - VIMLA, KAMLA, ALKA, SAVITA, NISHI, BABITA, MAMTA, SANGITA, SONAM,HEMA

VIMLA - 'aj kal yeh diabetes bahat bar gaya hai'.

KAMLA - 'han. aur pata hai ke jada taur diabetes ke marij yahan humare desh me hi rahte hain.'

VIMLA -- 'asal me humara life style hi aisa hai ke logon ko diabetes lag jate hain.'

ALKA -- 'suruad me toh pata hi nahi chalta ke diabetes hua hai. nahi toh yeh bimari itni khatarnak bhi nahi hai,ke log dar jayen.'

SAVITA-- 'bat toh bilkul sahi hay. aur is mamle me mujhe kuch baten aaplogon ko btana bhi hai.'

SABLOG EK SATH-- 'keya?'

SAVITA-- 'aj subha ko main Dr. jain ke hospital me gayithi. ohna, unse bat karne ke baad jaise hi main chamber se nikli, mujhe kuch dikhai diya. '

SAB LOG EK SATH-- 'keya?'

loc- doctor's chamber

artists- SAVITA, RIMA, SUSHMA,4 boys

SAVITA --(in back ground) 'chamber me kuch log baithe hue thhe. ek chair khali tha. log apas me bat chit kar rahe thhe. achanak ek larki salwar suit pahen ke ati hai aur us khali chair me dharam se baith jati hai. toh,ush ke bagal me baithi hui ek mahenge saree aur gahene paheni hui aurat yeh dekh ke ush se puchhti hay'

SUSHMA- 'keya hua? tum toh jaise chair pe gir gayi. keya bat hai? tumhara tabiyat toh thikk hai na? '

RIMA(the first girl) -- 'kaise bebakufon jaise bat karti hai aap! agar mera tabiyat thikk raheta,kharab nahi hota, toh keya main yaha ati is doctor ke chamber me?'

SUSHMA (the second lady)-- (thora gala saf karke) 'I am sorry. par tumhe hua keya hay beta? hum e batao gi nahi? ho sakta hay ke hum sab kisi tarah se tumhari koi madat kar sake!' (oh sab ki taraf muh mor ke dekhti hai. sab log ek dusre ke muh takte hain aur sar hilake han bolte hain.)

RIMA- (aap ne sar pe hath rakh ke) mera sar aksar chakra jata hai. sayed mujhe diabetes ho gaya hai. ab main nahi bachungi. mar jaungi.'(Oh roti hai aur rumal se aapna nak pouchti hai.)

SUSHMA- (haske Rima ke sar pe hath rakh ti hai) 'tumhe kisne kaha ke tumhe diabetes hai? aur agar hai bhi toh tum marogi kiyon? tumhe malum hai,huma re ghar me hum ne pura ulta case dekha hai.'

RIMA- 'oh kaise? bataiye jara.'

(SAVITA ake unke pas khari ho gayi).

loc- a living room

artists- mehenge saree me ek SHETHANI, aur SUSHMA, dhoti, kurte me ek SHETH.

shetani chair pe baith ke gana ga rahi hai 'bareli ke bazar me jhumka gira re.' aur lipstick laga rahi hai. SUSHMA hath me ek chamach aur dawai ki shish le kar ati hai.

SUSHMA-- 'maji, aap ke dawai lene ke time ho gaye hain. main layi hun. lijiye,pi lijiye.'

SHETHANI-- 'tu lai hai dawai? la chal pila de.'(SUSHMA ushe dawai pila deti hai.) 'bahu, tu kitna khayal rakhti hai aapne shash ka. itna khayal toh koi beti bhi aapni ma ki nahi rakhti hogi. '

SUSHMA- 'aap ke shiba mere is duniya me aur hai hi kaun? aap aur babu ji toh mere liye ma,bap se bhi barkar ho.'(oh jhuk ke Shethani ke charan chuti hai.) (STRAT SONG- 'MA BAP KO NA BHULNA)'

SETHANI-- 'arre, meri bachhi'.(dono gale milte hain.) (Seth kamre me dakhil hota hai aur gir ne wala hota hai.SUSHMA ushe pakar leti hai aur chair pe baitha deti hai.

SUSHMA- 'keya hua babu ji?'

SETH--'pata nahi bahu. achanak sar chakra gaya.'

SETHANI- 'tum he bad hajmi ho gayi hai. aj tumhara rat ka khana bandh.'(phir se lipsick lagane lagti hai)

SETH-- 'bahu,is se puch toh jara,mera khana iske maike se ata hai keya?'

SETHANI-- 'khabardar,mere maike ke bareme kuch bhi vala bura kaha toh. mujh se bura koi nahi hoga,samajh gaye.'

SETH-- 'bari ayi maike wali. han.'

SUSHMA-- 'lekin babuji,aap ka sar kiyon chakraya?'

SETH-- 'pata nahi bahu,keya ho gaya hai mujhe. aj kal bahat weakness feal karta hun. kabhi kabhi sar bhi chakra jata hai.'

SUSHMA-- 'aap kafi duble ho bhi gaye hain babuji.'
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