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Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do 'practice'?
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
Why is it great to be a woman?
You never have more hair in your nose than on your head! 5 STAR Funny Question & Answer!
Why do they call it a T.V. SET when you only get one?
They know your husband is on his way to buy another! 5 STAR Funny Question & Answer!
Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out of the window?
The dog thinks you have bad breath!
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
After the burger & chips they go straight back on their diet!
Why can't a woman put mascara on with her mouth closed?
Woman can't do many things with their mouths closed! / It's a common misperception among woman that their mouths must open wider when their eyes open wider!
Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway and useless junk in the garage?
If Insurance companies covered my useless junk it would be outside too!
Why are there so many players if love is not a game?
Ask Tiger Woods not me!
If we count sheep to fall asleep, what do they count?
A Shepherd
Why do they call the brand Victoria's SECRET if the whole world knows everything about her down to her underwear?
I think the secret is she's a man!
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery' if they always know what all the lucky numbers are?
Maybe they can't put 2 and 2 together to see for which lottery the numbers are!
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the volume of the radio down?
To hear the cars behind you brake! 5 STAR Funny Question & Answer!
Why do they make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get a prescription but the healthy people buy cigarettes at the front of the store?
It's simple, sick people don't smoke and smokers don't complain - sick complaining people are not good for business so they put them at the back!
Why do banks leave vault doors open and chain the pens to the counter?
Cause you can't get an open vault door into your handbag!
Why is 'abbreviated" such a long word?
Because AB is used to describe 5 other things and ABBREV sounds like an accelerated muscle?
Why do they call it the "Funny Bone", it sure isn't funny when you get hit on it?
Some faces and words that come out of mouths are!
Why do they call it "Canola" if Sunflower oil is from sunflowers, olive oil from olives and linseed oil from linseeds?
No one will buy it if it says "CANADA OIL"!
Why do you have to buy Barbie a friend called Ken if she is so popular?
Same happened to Paris Hilton, she didn't get her dog for free! 5 STAR Funny Question & Answer
Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
I'm going to try it with my veggies!
Why do they say CHANGE is INEVITABLE?
It must have been before they invented vending machines!
Why do they call it a pair of pants, a pair of shoes, and pair of spectacles but a bra is just a bra?
Speechless!
Why do they call it a "free" gift, I thought all gifts are free?
Not if you are the giver, so the giver got if for free!
Why do they say flattery won't get you anywhere?
Cause bribery works better!
What is a divorce?
A sign that 2 people can't agree what to fight about!
How do you interpret "On the other hand"?
You also have 5 fingers!