comedy script for anchoring in english
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we are having a fest in MBA for the seniors, so suggest me how do i start my anchoring on the last day of my seniors. And how to call every one who is participated in the programs. along with that i want my superiors to award by my fewwords which can they easily understood and give our whole team respect and honour.

And under that anchoring i want some stories which is inspiration.
Shows respect to the college faculty.
Principle
And watchman and ayas of our college.
comedy, entertainment, singing, awareness of everything in locality which is usefull in the future.
Thanking you
SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION
SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION
(Theme- Bollywood comedy)

Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: “Do mastane chale jindgi banane.”
2.
Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat...gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
dConfusedale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki...
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum forighner ban jate he??
R: "smthng"
D: "Odhni" ( ke nachu odhni odh ke yar..dil pardeshi ho gaya)
R: (chid jata he)
second pj- mumbai ke bar e me..salman khan par..
D: esi konsi cheez he k jise todte hi salman khan nachne lagta he??
R: "smthng"
D: kasam (har kasam todke nachu)
rSadchid jata hai )
then pj of rohit -amir khan
pj ( aamir khan ke gharka bil)
aamir ki maa: beta aajkal humare ghar ka bil itna jyada kyo aa raha he??
aamir: me kabhi batalata nahi...par andhere se darta hu me maa
d: (chid jata hai)
r: abhi to picture baki hemere dost...achcha chal aab ye bata..pj(NANO)..
d: ha janata hu na..badme mera ku6 xtra..
r: kisna (ans)
d:acha to ye bata......
BOLLYWOOD BEATS GROUP DANCE
r:are boht ho gai bakvas....lets move on program
r:do u know that today all bollywood beauties r here on our fest n they r performing for us..
d:no its no possible ....
rConfusedach mae yar..
d:nahi ho sakta...
r:ok.. lagta hain tuje demo dena hi padaega..
rConfusedo..please puts yours hands together to wellcome the beauties of our collage.
( )group to come and rock the stage... wid there dance of bollywood bits



dance performence..
rConfusedo that is what i call a perfomence..
d is going forward on stage n sit there and thinking some thing then i ask wht hepn..
d:are yaar abhi 14th feb gai na.....
r:yaa...maja aa gya..
r; to kyu sad hai itna...
dConfusedhayri.
after shayari...rohit laughes loudly...dipesh will try to stop him by getting angr y
d: chal meri chhod...tu bata..tu bada kush lag raha hai..baat kya bhai??
"sharma" sharma raha he
(song samjo ho hi gaya) with mech public
d:yaar kya baat he...kaise kismat hai meri( is langoor ko bhi angoor mil gaya)
r;han kya bol be.
d:abe kuchh nahi kismat ki baat kar raha hu,...
r:kismat ki baat nikli hai to ek sher pesh karna chahuga..
rConfusedhayri..(on kismat)..
HAYE RAE KISMAT
d:on him calling the group..
entry with fortune group with a song and personly intro..
drama(haye rae kismat)
d: stupendo fantabullasly f antastic..history...
r:then i say some thing in enlish abt the drama..
d:he says some thing gujrati....
r:ha kya bol raha hai bae... kuch samj nahi aya..
r:abe dum hai to maere se english mae baat kar ke dikha ..
D; abe tu mere ko samjata kya he?? ho jaya bet??
r: smthng abt umang sir..than he talk abt UMANG sir mere ko
rohit goes to the umang sir n asking..
D:.eng,eng,eng,eng,eng,eng..
r:are apne collage e students yaar all rounders hai in se
DANCE -fod daetae hai..
DRAMA-kara lo kamal ka karte hai,,
d:wht abt singing songs ..
SONG BY MITESH PANDEY(YAKKEN)
r:uski to baat hi mat karo...uske ke liye humare pas dabbng hai.
d:are kon vo chubul pandaye ....'
R; nahi mitesh pandey...kuchha jyada fark nahi he...wo as a polish dabaang he aur ye
as a singer d abaang he..
D & R: to please welcome THE DABBNG SINGER OF OUR collage
d:aaeye pandae ji.. aeyae..



MECHANICAL MACHINE GROUP
mimicry of dance performance...
thn doing michal jackson..dipesh is going to back stage..n shrma comments on that...somthing..
s: intro of mech group dance form*( without expressions n leg moments)
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SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION
(Theme- Bollywood comedy)

Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: “Do mastane chale jindgi banane.”
2.
Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat...gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
dConfusedale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki...
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum forighner ban jate he??
R: "smthng"
D: "Odhni" ( ke nachu odhni odh ke yar..dil pardeshi ho gaya)
R: (chid jata he)
second pj- mumbai ke bar e me..salman khan par..
D: esi konsi cheez he k jise todte hi salman khan nachne lagta he??
R: "smthng"
D: kasam (har kasam todke nachu)
rSadchid jata hai )
then pj of rohit -amir khan
pj ( aamir khan ke gharka bil)
aamir ki maa: beta aajkal humare ghar ka bil itna jyada kyo aa raha he??
aamir: me kabhi batalata nahi...par andhere se darta hu me maa
d: (chid jata hai)
r: abhi to picture baki hemere dost...achcha chal aab ye bata..pj(NANO)..
d: ha janata hu na..badme mera ku6 xtra..
r: kisna (ans)
d:acha to ye bata......
BOLLYWOOD BEATS GROUP DANCE
r:are boht ho gai bakvas....lets move on program
r:do u know that today all bollywood beauties r here on our fest n they r performing for us..
d:no its no possible ....
rConfusedach mae yar..
d:nahi ho sakta...
r:ok.. lagta hain tuje demo dena hi padaega..
rConfusedo..please puts yours hands together to wellcome the beauties of our collage.
( )group to come and rock the stage... wid there dance of bollywood bits



dance performence..
rConfusedo that is what i call a perfomence..
d is going forward on stage n sit there and thinking some thing then i ask wht hepn..
d:are yaar abhi 14th feb gai na.....
r:yaa...maja aa gya..
r; to kyu sad hai itna...
dConfusedhayri.
after shayari...rohit laughes loudly...dipesh will try to stop him by getting angr y
d: chal meri chhod...tu bata..tu bada kush lag raha hai..baat kya bhai??
"sharma" sharma raha he
(song samjo ho hi gaya) with mech public
d:yaar kya baat he...kaise kismat hai meri( is langoor ko bhi angoor mil gaya)
r;han kya bol be.
d:abe kuchh nahi kismat ki baat kar raha hu,...
r:kismat ki baat nikli hai to ek sher pesh karna chahuga..
rConfusedhayri..(on kismat)..
HAYE RAE KISMAT
d:on him calling the group..
entry with fortune group with a song and personly intro..
drama(haye rae kismat)
d: stupendo fantabullasly f antastic..history...
r:then i say some thing in enlish abt the drama..
d:he says some thing gujrati....
r:ha kya bol raha hai bae... kuch samj nahi aya..
r:abe dum hai to maere se english mae baat kar ke dikha ..
D; abe tu mere ko samjata kya he?? ho jaya bet??
r: smthng abt umang sir..than he talk abt UMANG sir mere ko
rohit goes to the umang sir n asking..
D:.eng,eng,eng,eng,eng,eng..
r:are apne collage e students yaar all rounders hai in se
DANCE -fod daetae hai..
DRAMA-kara lo kamal ka karte hai,,
d:wht abt singing songs ..
SONG BY MITESH PANDEY(YAKKEN)
r:uski to baat hi mat karo...uske ke liye humare pas dabbng hai.
d:are kon vo chubul pandaye ....'
R; nahi mitesh pandey...kuchha jyada fark nahi he...wo as a polish dabaang he aur ye
as a singer d abaang he..
D & R: to please welcome THE DABBNG SINGER OF OUR collage
d:aaeye pandae ji.. aeyae..



MECHANICAL MACHINE GROUP
mimicry of dance performance...
thn doing michal jackson..dipesh is going to back stage..n shrma comments on that...somthing..
s: intro of mech group dance form*( without expressions n leg moments)
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