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I want funny script on Bollywood theme for freshers party so plzz help me for the same
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'Servant Patshala'likha banner has hit the wall, the side is on the World map. Register and stick laid on a table, a chair is laid along. Kids are doing noise.

Master the dot and enters the book in one hand.

Master: - Hey ... Stay calm.

Children: - Good morning, sir.

Master: - Good morning.

(Tries to sit on the chair as soon as the master, the master pulls a boy chair falls.)

Master: - (scolding, shouting) dissatisfied idiot or what? (Picked up from the table at the back playing stick) movable ear-catching!

(Boy's ears master hand increases.)

Master: - (In scolds) Abe, not me, hold, consult your ear!

(The guy grabs your ear. Master chair register opens and begins to take roll call.)

- Smarter Singh

- Yes Sir

- Amrik Singh

- Yes sir

- Fultudu Singh

- Spot Mr.

- Tota Ram

- Yes sir

- Rlia Ram

- Present Mr.

Master: - Rlia, was dissatisfied at school why not?

Rlia: - Master Sir, yesterday I fell, was caught.

Master: - Where fell, what was ...?

Rlia: - Master Saab, fell on the bed, was asleep.

Master: - (rod raising) hup! ... Sit.

(Rlia ached.)

Master: - Well children, all quiet and sit and listen to me.

Children: - Yes sir / Yes sir.

Master: - at school inspector visits you and those theories to slightly less precise answer to his question Puce.

Children: - Yes sir.

Master: - Listen, smart Singh and Amrik Singh here yesterday will not.

(Let's clever whispering behind Singh and Amrik Singh.)

Smarter Singh: - Lets go, we go tomorrow.

Amrik Singh - Na-Na, then will come, who knows, tomorrow divided sweet Our part here and take a beating.

Smarter Singh: - Well, man, we will sit quietly behind him.

- The curtain falls

Scene 2: INT: classroom

The curtain opens with the sound of bells. Kids are noisy. Inspector school entrance.

School Inspector: - cool, ... children. ... Where are the master, sir?

Fultudu Singh: - ... Sir ... someone is going to come, master Saab We could bring alcohol.

School Inspector: - is it? ... What is the school! … alcohol?

Children: - Yes sir.

School Inspector: - Well, you calm down. I Pucunga some questions, you answer them two.

Children: - Yes sir!

School Inspector: - Well tell me who you are smart?

Rlia: - Sir, I'm smarter. I'm coming first in class.

Smarter Singh: - (in keeping shirt pulling) O down. Sir, I'm so smart, clever, my name is Leo.

School Inspector: - good! (Pointing stick mapped to) tell you - where is America?

Smarter Singh: - Sir, ... the United States? She hid in the bathroom is ... .., not only to be here.

School Inspector: - are ..? (Throwing stick on the table) Okay, you sit.

School Inspector (Fultudu that turning): - Good son, tell you to stand, what will you do when you grow up?

Fultudu (standing): - Sir, marriage.

School Inspector: - not .. not, I mean, you grow up be?

Fultudu - Bnunga bridegroom.

School Inspector (frustrated): - Oh, I mean to say when you grow up you want to achieve that?

Fultudu: - Sir, bride!

School Inspector (angrily): - Abe, means to grow up and parents do?

Fultudu: - daughter Lounga, what else?

School Inspector (now vociferously): - what some, what your parents want you to do?

Fultudu (stammering): - P .. grandson.

School Inspector (one's hair was Nocta): - My God .., Abe life's purpose?

Fultudu Singh (two finger-pointing): - Sir, we have two of our two ...

School Inspector (enraged happened): - Abe .., sit down .. .., Tun sit down.

Fultudu Singh (born muttered): - I was sitting, so you pitched me the same.

(Only master rushing passes into the class.)

School Inspector: - Well, who are you?

Master: - Yes .. Yes, I am .., this class'm Cheater.

School Inspector: - Well, you're a teacher! What you taught them? They are not exactly Disseeplin.

Master: - No sir, that is very good children. Sarah knows something. The syllabus is also completed. Puchiye you, sir!

School Inspector: - (Rlia side while Ishara) You can tell who did disrobe Draupadi?

(Rlia quietly takes head bent down.)

Master: - Yes, yes, tell Rlia son, who took a Draupadi's sari?

Rlia - (Inspector looks at the school, says the head tilting down) sir, father!

Master: - What talk?

Rlia: - Sir, my mother is the name of Draupadi.

School Inspector: - Good !? (The master of surprise, given that the boy sitting Ishara.) Sit down!

(On behalf of the Totaram while Ishara) good tell, who broke the bow of Shiva?

Totaram: - bow? (By surprise) .. what transpired! We have not even left school today .. Was on vacation, sir!

School Inspector: - (smarter while the Ishara) will tell you, what do you know?

Smarter Singh (Ruँasa via): - I do not know, sir! I'm the straight, I have not even seen the bow! It gives us everything that was in my name only Yuँ.

School Inspector: - master sir? Children do not know anything!

Master: - Sir, child, will be snapped by mistake. Fix-giving will take something, sir. Move right, some drink and food is also arranged. Children also brought something for you, sir.

School Inspector: - you want to bribe me?

Master: - No sir, that love which we want to share with you!

(Ishara is to give a child.) Do not give up!

(The child gives up and grabbed a pot school inspector.)

Sir, for you.

School Inspector: - What is this?

Child: - milk, sir.

(The drink receptacle Inspector school starts, to let the mouth seems to pish.)

School Inspector: - This is milk? Where come from ..?

Child: - Sir, in the night the cat was half the milk, she said - not throw Banki, taking master Saab - What the heck of it is garbage!

(School inspector knocks down box.)

Master: - Hey, Tuँ pickings milk had brought me!

(Master kick gives coaches throw. The child cries loudly on it.)

School Inspector: - Why is crying now, be quiet?

Child (the frail): - Sir, my little brother on the night was the case with urine, you threw to what is now?

School Inspector (contemptuously): - What .., in the same box?

Master: - Sir, sir, are the children! ... Are goofy, not their fault.

School Inspector: - Yes-yes, that is your fault that you teach children instead of their home furnishings are Mngwate. Our mistake is that we shall restore these Naunihalon for educators like you!

Master: - You are mistaken, sir! This is nothing! Let's not, let's sit together Settl here!

School Inspector: - very bad environment, I will put a complaint to the Minister of Education.

Master: - are funny goof! Let's see what you have! Education Minister is fuckin of my brother! Kijiye must go! Where all come away, all!

- The curtain falls

Scene 3: INT: Education Minister's office

Education Minister betel chewing is seated. School inspector standing nearby. Ishara minister does is bring an orderly spittoon.

Education Minister (peak spit spittoon): - ahem ..!

School Inspector: - Government is very poor condition!

Education Minister: - Ato .., not first sit!

School Inspector: - Sir, I'm so dumb, not yet aware that the kids who broke the bow of Shiva!

Education Minister: - ahem!

(Voice by orderly)

AI .., just call Mr. PA, School of the past three years, what is Jesus Christ, bringing his list.

(PA brings the list.)

PA: - Sir, here's the list!

Education Minister: - Yeah, so .. what christ is not Read? Now we turn the water of milk is milk and water!

PA: - Sir, table, chair, Pidia, black board, Klli ...

Education Minister: - hup! Hey, It's Shiva's bow?

PA: - not Sir, It is not only the bow of Shiva!

Education Minister: - Here .., look! (Looking at the school inspector) of the Law? That's asking all the wrong-Salat, the child of all?

School Inspector: - Sir ..?

Education Minister: - HP ..! Hey, is not Ishua break then who? Aesehi master is also reproaches ..! Hey, brother-in-law is ours, so-oo! ... Did you just say?

School Inspector: - Sir, made a mistake.

Education Minister: - made the mistake ..? Hey Shiva's bow when we were not Ishua the man who will break ..? The school is also infamous servant, we'll take Naukria ..!

School Inspector: - (panicked) No .. not, sir!

(Seems to fall at the feet of the Minister of Education.)

Education Minister: - HP ..! HP .. !! HP .. !!!
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